Hello everyone! Are you ready for an all new round of Staff vs. Community? I know I am. And I'm sure you are too.
Hey, what's wrong? Now, c'mere, sit on my lap. That's it, go on. So, I've been told that you haven't been enjoying the last few Staff vs. Communities. Now, that's just fine - I'm here for you and we can talk about it, I'm your father
(?). Why aren't you enjoying it? Well, I know that past three events have been rough. You've all joined with hopes in your eyes, and everyone one of you has walked away empty handed. But listen here, Sport - there's a very simple explanation for everything...
WE'RE JUST BETTER THAN YOU
Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? A little... a little hurt...