Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[PandaMan]

Granted, you are a horse but you're one that goes around to little kids' birthday parties and gets their tailed pulled by obnoxious 5-year-olds every 10 seconds.

I wish I had the ability to make and control fire whenever and wherever I wanted

Granted, but it has to come out of your dickhole and it burns it every single goddamn time.

I wish I didn't do that stupid thing and fuck myself over.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted, but you're awful at controlling it and you frequently set yourself on fire.

 

[Wakko45]

Granted, but it has to come out of your dickhole and it burns it every single goddamn time.

I wish I didn't do that stupid thing and fuck myself over.

Granted, but instead of doing that stupid thing, you do something twice as stupid and end up with twice the problems.

I wish I never had to do homework again.

 

[Hunson]

Granted you gotta do it all in school now though!

I wish i can run super fast

 

[Berb]

Granted you gotta do it all in school now though!

I wish i can run super fast

Granted, but your increased movements prevents you from standing still and/or walking slowly.

I wish my Lin-Prog would stop being retarded.

 

[mazdak26]

granted, but only for about 7 seconds

I wish I could get this stupid heart off my face.

 

[Berb]

granted, but only for about 7 seconds

I wish I could get this stupid heart off my face.

Granted, you have to put it somewhere else on your body however. Did I mention excessive contact between the scrotum and heart can cause painful irritation?

I wish I had a snow day tomorrow.

 

[mazdak26]

granted, but you're snowed in... forever.

I wish I had Destiny right now.

 

[a ninja samuri]

granted, but you're snowed in... forever.

I wish I had Destiny right now.

granted but it cost u $1.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
i wish i had halo 5 right now

 

[evergreen948]

Granted but its a cheap fan made copy that SUCKS

I wish this wish cant be corrupted

 

[Hunson]

Granted but too fucking bad you die I lied

I wish more people played CS:GO on xbox

 

[a ninja samuri]

Granted but too fucking bad you die I lied

I wish more people played CS:GO on xbox

granted but they are all special and dont know what they are doing
i wish i knew what CS:GO was

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but now you become severely depressed for not know what counterstrike:global offensive is earlier

I wish for NOTHING

 

[a ninja samuri]

Granted, but now you become severely depressed for not know what counterstrike:global offensive is earlier

I wish for NOTHING

granted but i miss understood what u said and now there is nothing

 

[Parker Melnyk]

Granted, you get exactly what you want, except you survive along with a halos 1-10, but you have no Xbox to play them with
I wish i had a life

 

[mazdak26]

granted. you are now a recognized worker of the garbage industry.

I seriously wish I could get this heart off my face. Seriously, now. I'm scared.

 

[Berb]

granted. you are now a recognized worker of the garbage industry.

I seriously wish I could get this heart off my face. Seriously, now. I'm scared.

Granted, however it must be replaced with a large penis.

I wish I could exist.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted. You exist. As a camel. At the zoo.

I wish I could get this damn penis off my face!

 

[Berb]

Granted. You exist. As a camel. At the zoo.

I wish I could get this damn penis off my face!

Granted, but I have to put a big heart in it's place. *smug face*

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted, but the fact that you didn't have to go to work made you just happy enough to not realize you were ingesting poison.

I wish I had a pony!