Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[iGraviton]

I wish I had my license.

Granted, but you hit an elderly couple and are sent to prison.

I wish I had the patience to forge in Halo 4.

 

[Berb]

Granted, but you hit an elderly couple and are sent to prison.

I wish I had the patience to forge in Halo 4.

Granted, but Halo 4's restricted forge sandbox doesn't provide you the tools to run with your idea.

I wish for world peace.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, the world now rests in peace.

I wish i wasnt high off juice

 

[Parker Melnyk]

Granted, You are arrested for the possession of juice .
I wish i didn't have these braces.

 

[Berb]

Granted, You are arrested for the possession of juice .
I wish i didn't have these braces.

Granted, let me roughly rip them out of your mouth. Don't worry, the pain will stop maybe by next week, and there won't be too much blood.

I wish the Hotline Miami soundtrack was longer.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but I shoot you and you die.

I wish I had a better picture on my ID.

 

[Berb]

Granted, but I shoot you and you die.

I wish I had a better picture on my ID.

Granted, but your picture is so good, that the cop who pulls you over cannot believe it is real, because all ID photos are bad. You are arrested for carrying a fake ID.

I wish Pandaman would properly corrupt the wish like he's supposed to.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted, but now you have a properly corrupted wish.

I wish I had a glass of water.

 

[Hunson]

Granted but its this kinda water

I wish my pc was working 100% so i can beat hotline miami

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but it costs 10000 dollars to fix

I wish that the show community becomes real

 

[a ninja samuri]

Granted, but it costs 10000 dollars to fix

I wish that the show community becomes real

granted but u die a second before it does
i wish i had a giant statue of me

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but its an ice sculpture that melts in such a way that deforms the face.

I wish i was the smartest person alive

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, the reason why is because you are the only person alive.

 

[mazdak26]

I wish I was gay

granted.

I wish I chuck as much wood as a woodchuck

 

[Berb]

granted.

I wish I chuck as much wood as a woodchuck

Granted, you can now upchuck on chuck's wood. Wait, did I not hear you properly?

I wish Pandaman was gay.

 

[mazdak26]

granted. He is. With you!!

I wish I was 2 inches higher in elevation.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

granted. welcome to San Fransisco, California, world of the sudden, devastating, frequent earthquakes.

I wish i was in Tier 1 (Spec Forces)

 

[a bored teen]

Granted, but now people see u as a potential threat and you die more often. Ruining you life and you commit suicide

I wish to have more wishes and more genies and more dumb people

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but now people see u as a potential threat and you die more often. Ruining you life and you commit suicide

I wish to have more wishes and more genies and more dumb people

Granted, but you don't know what to wish more, your genies are all black and refuse to grant wishes to anyone except for Tyrone, and you have to take care of the dumb people.

I wish I had a job.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but its the worst, lowest payed job ever

I wish i lived in america