Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[evergreen948]

Granted, but instantly stolen and molested by hundreds of bronies

I wish for my internet to speed up

 

[mazdak26]

Granted, but now your old internet has come back to haunt you.

I wish I was a computer

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you're an old Mac.

I wish I had a muffin.

Granted, but instead of doing that stupid thing, you do something twice as stupid and end up with twice the problems.
.

Fuck. You.

 

[Parker Melnyk]

Granted, the muffin kicks you in the balls when you get near it
I wish my job as a garbage man would propel me to be elected for president.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, you are now president of the garbage truck

I wish for north korea to stop making nuclear bombs

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but they never were so your wish was pointless.

I wish I would get more pitching innings on my baseball team.

 

[iGraviton]

Granted, but they never were so your wish was pointless.

I wish I would get more pitching innings on my baseball team.

Granted, but you got cut from the team.

I wish for win.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but that wish doesn't make sense and therefore does nothing

I wish that i could think of a wish

 

[Parker Melnyk]

You think of a wish; i wish i had purple pants, granted but they are purple skinny jeans and are on backwards .
I wish my garbage truck had one of those cranes so i didn't have to get out and pick up the garbage.

 

[iGraviton]

You think of a wish; i wish i had purple pants, granted but they are purple skinny jeans and are on backwards .
I wish my garbage truck had one of those cranes so i didn't have to get out and pick up the garbage.

Granted, but now your the driver of said garbage truck, and have to wake up at 4:00am to go to work.

I wish I had a tail.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but now everyone who sees you runs in fright

I wish i was real

 

[iGraviton]

Granted, but now everyone who sees you runs in fright

I wish i was real

Granted. You now suffer from real-world problems like disease and poverty. Congratulations, you have Tuberculosis.

I wish there was a Forge tool on PC.

 

[Wakko45]

Granted. You now suffer from real-world problems like disease and poverty. Congratulations, you have Tuberculosis.

I wish there was a Forge tool on PC.

Granted but its only available on games with very low amounts of people that play online so you never get to play and share your custom maps.

I wish that my body didn't need sleep and instead rejuvenated all by itself.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but now your expected to work night shifts, and day shifts, and all the shifts in between

I wish i was master chief (good luck corrupting that one)

 

[Berb]

Granted, but now your expected to work night shifts, and day shifts, and all the shifts in between

I wish i was master chief (good luck corrupting that one)

Granted, you're a man in his mid-fifties who was abducted from his parents at the age of 6. All you know is a life of pain and war, never being able to truly convey your feelings to any person due to your extreme social ineptitude. Your enemies fear you, your friends see you as an untrustworthy monster, and your only family is lost and dead.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, you're a man in his mid-fifties who was abducted from his parents at the age of 6. All you know is a life of pain and war, never being able to truly convey your feelings to any person due to your extreme social ineptitude. Your enemies fear you, your friends see you as an untrustworthy monster, and your only family is lost and dead.

Meh, im still a badass

 

[Berb]

Meh, im still a badass

Didn't expect that did you?

 

[iGraviton]

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

Granted. You don't have to work because you contracted Ebola.

I wish I had more gourmet jellybeans.

 

[Berb]

Granted. You don't have to work because you contracted Ebola.

I wish I had more gourmet jellybeans.

Granted, they're all black ones.

I wish my ramen was beef flavored instead of curry chicken.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, it still tasted like shit though.

I wish I had my license.