Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

Hunson

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Feb 2, 2013
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Its a very simple game. Grant the wish of the user above you, but add some witty,
cruel twist to it.

Example:

Forum Guy 1: I wish my headphones worked better

Forum Guy 2: Granted, they work so well that they shoot your eardrums out. You are now deaf.
I wish I had a dog!




Then, after corrupting the wish of the user above you. Post your own wish! I'll start it off.

I wish I was a golden host!
 

Berb

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Dec 30, 2012
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Granted, but everyone
Its a very simple game. Grant the wish of the user above you, but add some witty,
cruel twist to it.

Example:

Forum Guy 1: I wish my headphones worked better

Forum Guy 2: Granted, they work so well that they shoot your eardrums out. You are now deaf.
I wish I had a dog!




Then, after corrupting the wish of the user above you. Post your own wish! I'll start it off.

I wish I was a golden host!

Granted, but everyone was so jealous of your position that they signed up and rated you bad.

I wish I was a Berb.
 

Wakko45

Kill-Steal Guru
Dec 30, 2012
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Granted, but has red-ringed and doesn't work.

I wish I had an apple pie.

Granted, but it's expired and gives you chronic diarrhea.

I wish I didn't have all of this homework to do so I could play some Halo.
 

Wakko45

Kill-Steal Guru
Dec 30, 2012
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Granted, you receive a hammer. Unfortunately, you received it via a blow to the head and it is now lodged there.

I wish it snowed enough tonight that my campus would cancel classes tomorrow.
 
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Hunson

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Feb 2, 2013
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Granted but you must now master the art of head ping pong good luck!
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I wish I had some french fries!