Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[PandaMan]

Granted, but they are broken beyond repair and use.

I wish Berb would stop posting so much, and contribute something to the introduction threads.

 

[Hunson]

Wish granted but then one day berb becomes staff and then bans you

I wish i had a nickle

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you must hold it over your dominant eye for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a place nearby to ship some drugs to.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted. It's a secret police station.

I wish I could get macklemore out of my head.

 

[Hunson]

There is only one way to get it out and that involves a .44 Magnum to the brain!

I wish I had my copy of Fallout 3

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but it is so scratched that it is unplayable, and when you try to play it, it infects your xbox with some sort of virus that causes it, and the HDD, to blow up.

I wish I had gotten a vest for my tux.

 

[Berb]

Granted, but it's all scratched up.

I wish I had a Big Mac meal in front of me.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but it's all scratched up.

I wish I had a Big Mac meal in front of me.

My vest is all scratched up, FUUUUUUUU

Granted, but it tastes like ox butthole, and smells like a decaying corpse.

I wish that my drug hookup works out well.

 

[Berb]

Granted, but waking up after passing out, you find yourself in a field 5 miles from a quaint Mongolian village.

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but waking up after passing out, you find yourself in a field 5 miles from a quaint Mongolian village.

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.

You die.

I wish Berb wouldn't be such a cunt about this game.

 

[Berb]

You die.

I wish Berb wouldn't be such a cunt about this game.

Granted, I am no longer a cunt. I am however an extreme asshole.

I wish Pandaman would stop posting in this thread.

 

[Hunson]

Wish granted but it turns out Pandaman is an actual pandaman so he comes to your house and kills you
I wish i had a fancy ass hat

 

[PandaMan]

Wish granted, but it allows PandaMan to post this post and in this thread without further restrictions, and it smells like a donkey.

I wish I was purple.

 

[mazdak26]

granted, but it weighs 10,000 pounds.

I wish I could fly!

EDIT: damn, got ninja'd

 

[PandaMan]

granted, but it weighs 10,000 pounds.

I wish I could fly!

EDIT: damn, got ninja'd

like a 5 minute post difference lol

I am now purple.

Granted, but only your ears can fly, the rest of your body has to either be pulled up by your ears, at risk of tearing them off.

I wish I had a domino.

 

[Hunson]

granted but it would eat your food when you arent looking bee on the look out!

I wish my trittons went louder

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but they automatically play in a frequency that cannot be heard by man, and you cannot fix this.

I wish my drugs would come today.

 

[Hunson]

Granted they came but...they were smuggled through some guys ass good luck with your brown coke

I wish these damn hearts would stop falling from my screen!

 

[Berb]

Granted they came but...they were smuggled through some guys ass good luck with your brown coke

I wish these damn hearts would stop falling from my screen!

Granted, the hearts stop falling. In shock and disbelief, a young new member weeps in the corner of his bedroom, contemplating suicide.

I wish I had the Vanguard helmet.

 

[Hunson]

Granted alas its locked but it sure as hell looks good on you huh?

(Some one wish for me I made like 3 in a row)