Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[Berb]

Granted alas its locked but it sure as hell looks good on you huh?

(Some one wish for me I made like 3 in a row)

Granted.

I wish the person below would make a wish about pie.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but it involves something bad happening to you and your kitty.

I wish something bad would happen to Berb and his kitty.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted, but... Actually, no. Granted. That's fine with me.

I wish something bad would happen to Berb and his kitty too.

 

[Master Debaytes]

Granted, but it was a wasted wish, since Panda already wished it.

I wish I could see through walls, because of reasons.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you are became buttdevastated for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more coke.

 

[Berb]

Granted, but you are became buttdevastated for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more coke.

Granted, a small baggie of cocaine appears in front of you. You sniff it, unknowingly in-taking the arsenic and rat-poisoning added in. The next day, you die due to the toxins in the drug placed by a sketchy producer.

I wish I had more Mtn Dew.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, a small baggie of cocaine appears in front of you. You sniff it, unknowingly in-taking the arsenic and rat-poisoning added in. The next day, you die due to the toxins in the drug placed by a sketchy producer.

I wish I had more Mtn Dew.

You motherfucker.

Granted, a mtn dew appear in front of you. You chug it, unknowingly ingesting radioactive material that causes you to die from radiation poisening from the inside out.

I wish I was a dolphin.

 

[mazdak26]

granted, but you live in space.

I wish I could meet salt and pepper from blue's clues.

 

[NinetysBorn]

granted, but you live in space.

I wish I could meet salt and pepper from blue's clues.

Granted, you meet them on a small deserted island in the middle of nowhere with nothing else to eat but.....
I wish you didnt leave a comment below me ,': )

 

[Kingly Bacon]

Granted, reality is now completely shattered and this post never actually existed. Everything you've ever known is really a lie.

I wish reality would be stitched back together.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, reality is now completely shattered and this post never actually existed. Everything you've ever known is really a lie.

I wish reality would be stitched back together.

Granted, but you are not a part of it, and I get lots and lots of bacon.

I wish I had bacon.

 

[Hunson]

Granted but its the shitty vegan kind

I wish I didnt have to go to school

 

[Kingly Bacon]

I wish I didnt have to go to school

Granted, your school explodes. However, numerous lockers that were launched from the explosion impaled your house and reduced it to rubble. You are now homeless.

I wish I stopped wishing for stuff.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted. You are also dead.

I wish I could get this stupid heart off my face.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Granted, but they were translated into French and are now ice cream.
(Glace is ice cream in French)

I wish I had a Portal Gun

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but it is a poorly made prop.

I wish I had a pet lion.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted, but it is a poorly made prop.

I wish I could believe it wasn't butter.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but it is a poorly made prop.

I wish I could believe it wasn't butter.

Granted, but it actually is butter. They lied.

I wish I had more money.

 

[mazdak26]

Granted. You get a million dollars. In pennies. Falling from 10 feet above you.

I wish I had a sandwich right now.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but it is the size of a thumbtack and smells like rotting flesh.

I wish I had super fast reflexes.