Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but you can only read the most perverted and fetishistic (wow, that's a word?!) thoughts of the person who's mind you're reading at the time, scaring you for life.

I wish I was Thor.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you have no powers, and have flabby boobies. (LOL Sky is back)

I wish I had stronger gums.

 

[top shot 125594]

Granted, but you have no powers, and have flabby boobies. (LOL Sky is back)

I wish I had stronger gums.

granted but now everything you eat taste like shit
I wish I could get A+ at school on all my classes and still have time to game my ass off
P.S. sky what if I want to read a woman's perverted thoughts

 

[Tedium]

Granted. But your success gives you nowhere for improvement, and you waste away your days in insufferable boredom.

I wish building muscle happened twice as fast.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but only for everyone else and the whole world becomes more built than you.
I wish I had something to wish for

 

[Tedium]

Granted, but it gets corrupted and you wish that you never had a wish to begin with.

I wish I had never had a wish to begin with.

 

[Madirate]

 

[Psychoduck]

Granted, but it gets corrupted and you wish that you never had a wish to begin with.

I wish I had never had a wish to begin with.

You never had a wish to begin with. However, this prevented you from ever actually posting in this thread, leaving the wishes of others uncorrupted and never prompting you to wish that you had never had a wish in the first place. Thus you are cast into a paradox of circular reasoning until your head explodes and your buttocks fall off.

I wish that I had remembered that we had a corrupt a wish thread earlier.

 

[Madirate]

The hell I forgot I left a smilie here.

 

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but you forgot about all the other cool threads because this one overwhelmed them.

I wish for a cake.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Granted, but it's the band, not the food.

I wish I was good at drawing stuff.

 

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but your imagination is terrible and you can never come up with a good subject.

I wish to be the lord of the hentai.

 

[a ninja samuri]

Granted, but your imagination is terrible and you can never come up with a good subject.

I wish to be the lord of the hentai.

Granted but its all directed by Michael Bay (What would that even be like)
I wish to of not wondered what that would of been like

 

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but your imagination can now only envisage in 2D

I wish to get a first class degree when I graduate in may.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

You do, but it's first degree murder.

I wish I could understand Japanese

 

[Sinogard]

Granted but you can't speak it.

Wish I had a better halo game.

 

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but it's halo 4.

I wish for an atom of uranium.

 

[Sinogard]

Done! Your atom of uranium can be redeemed from the walmart on mars.

I wish I could see through walls.

 

[Psychoduck]

Granted, however within the next apartment over lives a couple. Each of whom way over 400 pounds, and they like to get it on all the time. You are powerless, and must watch this phenomenon on a daily basis.

I wish that Flying Shoe ILR would get involved in this game.

 

[Skyward Shoe]

Granted, however I'll probably not end up looking at this thread again and my wish will be really annoying to answer.

I wish that I knew how to a coke bottle.