Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!
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Granted, but you can only forge Husky Raid maps.
I wish that Zarquon would get to Milliways on time.
I wish that Zarquon would get to Milliways on time.
Granted, but it Zuckerbergs you out of this position of power and claims the world for itself.
I wish I was a jellyfish.
I wish I was a jellyfish.
Granted, but it's a Facebook friend, and is just that weird guy from summer camp who wore a winter jacket every day during the summer.
I wish I could pick up on social cues.
I wish I could pick up on social cues.
Granted, your social skills have led you to become a total "tool" and your favorite "musician" is Niki Minaj.
I wish I had something to eat for dinner other than pumpkin pie.
I wish I had something to eat for dinner other than pumpkin pie.
Granted, its the twilight hour. Which means you have to get up and stay up for an hour in the middle of the night.
I wish I had a pet bear the size of a cat.
I wish I had a pet bear the size of a cat.
Granted, its shits are still bear-sized and it leaves them right on the kitchen floor.
I wish to skip the next two weeks but to still get excellent grades on all of my schoolwork throughout that time.
I wish to skip the next two weeks but to still get excellent grades on all of my schoolwork throughout that time.
Granted, but while duck was snorting the new brain enhancing drug, he contracted Ebola and infected you with his hug.
I wish "The Adventures of Pluto Nash 3D" gets a sequel.
I wish "The Adventures of Pluto Nash 3D" gets a sequel.
Hai. Demo, anata wa nihongo o hanashimasen.
Granted, but it's a male stripper.
Granted, but it's a cake made from Paint stripper
Granted, but it's a stripper, named, "Cake for Christmas."
Granted, but it makes the family meal rather awkward
Granted, but as the stripper emerges, a bit of the cake splatters on your turkey, and you feel a little grossed out.
Granted, but seeing as it's a family event they had to recruit your mom as the stripper.
Granted, but seeing as your mom couldn't fit into the cake (heyooo) they recruited the next girliest person in the family: yourself.
Granted, but you get an awkward boner from seeing yourself emerging from the cake as a transvestite stripper.
I wish no one saw me edit this post.
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Haha
Granted, but it only runs at 1 byte per second.
I wish I could unsee things.
^Now THAT was clever.
Granted. You get high on life all the time, and are reduced to what is pretty much a vegetative state.
I wish I could know what college is like before actually going.
You do. They are still attached to the dog. And he's cranky.
I wish there was such thing as a drive-able toilet.
I wish there was such thing as a drive-able toilet.