Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but the poop builds up and eventually explodes while you're on it.

I wish I could pass this university module with full marks and graduate with a first class degree.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Granted. It probably won't do shit in today's job market.

I wish the universe of Mass Effect happened in our world.

 

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but you died in the first attack.

I wish that MCC would be fixed properly.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Granted, but in doing so, they decide to remove precision editing because Halo is more cinematic without it.

I wish they'd leggo my eggo.

 

[PandaMan]

They "Leggo your eggo," but when you put it in the toaster, it gets burnt.

I wish we could go back to the days of Halo 3.

 

[Tedium]

They "Leggo your eggo," but when you put it in the toaster, it gets burnt.

I wish we could go back to the days of Halo 3.

Granted. The game is filled with the magic and population it once had. New maps fill the archives of ForgeHub each day, and the laughter of a thousand customs fill the night.

However, you must watch it die the same slow death, and you long for it ten fold for years after.

I wish everything was 20% cheaper and 20% bigger.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Granted. Just go to Costco.

I wish this would get granted.

 

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but you die from accidentally tripping over a leaf.

I wish for a waifu.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Granted. But she cant understand anything that you are saying.

I wish you could sprint in Fallout.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but the distance you have to travel normally is quadrupled.

I wish that the staff would drop for me on last boss of highmaul.

 

[SOLIDSNAKEee]

Granted, but the distance you have to travel normally is quadrupled.

I wish that the staff would drop for me on last boss of highmaul.

Granted but the DPS isn't as high as you thought it would be.

I wish that I had known about this thread a while back.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Granted. You filled it with potatoes and then ran away.

I wish there were more F2P games that worked on Mac OSX.

 

[♥ Sky]

Granted, but you end up spending all your money on pointless microtransactions!

I wish for an Emma Watson.

 

[Prod]

Granted, but she's Emma Watson, recovering alcoholic and 46 year-old single mum of 6 living off the doll in some northern England coastal town.

I wish I got £10 every time I fart.

 

[Tedium]

Granted. An entrapeneur catches wind of your special ability, and kidnaps you. Over the next few months you are kept in a secure facility, force-fed beans and milked for all you're worth. Six months later, you take your life. It was a slow death, bleeding out on the concrete floor. But as you lost control of your bowels and released the contents of your intestines, at least you got £10 richer.

I wish corrupting a wish made it better.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but all wishes become monsterously horrible and even making the results slightly better is not enough to halt them throwing society into disrepair.

I wish Black Mirror gets a third season (that christmas special was too good)

 

[Zabud 4]

Granted, but it gets a horrible director and he makes everyone hate the show including you

I wish I had xbox live gold

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

You do, but everyone else loses theirs, so it's kinda pointless.

I wish colleges would stop with the freaking cliffhangers and just tell me whether I got in or not.

 

[Zabud 4]

Granted, but now the answer is always NO right away

I wish I could heal as fast as wolverine

 

[Tedium]

Granted. But you naturally continue to live a pedestrian life, and your ability only really has its uses in avoiding scraped knees and mild headaches. You did manage to impress a coworker once after you got a paper cut.

I wish this site had more people on it, and they were all super cool dudes.