Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

granted but he dies 5 seconds afterwards
I wish I had the pill from limitless

granted but it is really the blue pill from the matrix. good luck in Zion my friend.

I wish I was a Runner like Faith (Mirror's Edge)

 

[top shot 125594]

granted but it is really the blue pill from the matrix. good luck in Zion my friend.

I wish I was a Runner like Faith (Mirror's Edge)

granted
but you also turn Asian and become a chick
I wish I could skip school tomorrow and just start the weekend

 

[Tedium]

Granted, but you realize that you're actually visiting your extended family all weekend. The boring ones.

I wish more people trick or treated where I live, so I can get a big bag of candy, even as an adult.

 

[Bad Company]

granted
but you also turn Asian and become a chick
I wish I could skip school tomorrow and just start the weekend

granted but soon your the oldest guy in high school, that hot chick that you wanted to date is now married, and your best friend is your school principal.

i wish i was a jedi

 

[Bad Company]

Granted, but you realize that you're actually visiting your extended family all weekend. The boring ones.

I wish more people trick or treated where I live, so I can get a big bag of candy, even as an adult.

granted but you get arrested, because people suspect your one of those creeps that no one want their kid around

i wish i was a jedi

 

[top shot 125594]

granted but soon your the oldest guy in high school, that hot chick that you wanted to date is now married, and your best friend is your school principal.

i wish i was a jedi

granted but you get killed in order 66
I wish I had a hot Asian girlfriend gamer

 

[Bad Company]

granted but you get killed in order 66
I wish I had a hot Asian girlfriend gamer

granted, but then she you realize she's weird.

I wish i could speak all of the languages in the world.

 

[evergreen948]

granted, but then she you realize she's weird.

I wish i could speak all of the languages in the world.

Granted, but you are made to be a translator for the president and get killed in an assassination attempt.

I wish for an easier, better paid job

 

[Bad Company]

Granted, but you are made to be a translator for the president and get killed in an assassination attempt.

I wish for an easier, better paid job

granted but you lose your job because of "out of business"

I wish rock music will never die

 

[top shot 125594]

granted but you lose your job because of "out of business"

I wish rock music will never die

granted but it sounds like shit and your only choice is it or Justin bebier
I wish for 3 wishes
1.hot Asian gamer girl
2. $30,000,000
3.250 body guards armed with MP 30's and M-14's
plus a 6 shot magnum revolver with 3 speed clips for each man
non corruptible wish done

 

[top shot 125594]

granted, but then she you realize she's weird.

who cares

 

[Dividing MDH]

granted but it sounds like shit and your only choice is it or Justin bebier
I wish for 3 wishes
1.hot Asian gamer girl
2. $30,000,000
3.250 body guards armed with MP 30's and M-14's
plus a 6 shot magnum revolver with 3 speed clips for each man
non corruptible wish done

Granted, but the Asian gamer girl is psychotic, the thirty million is counterfeit so you can't use it, and the 250 body guards are vegetables.
I wish I could have the air conditioner on all summer without having to pay a massive electric bill.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but the Asian gamer girl is psychotic, the thirty million is counterfeit so you can't use it, and the 250 body guards are vegetables.
I wish I could have the air conditioner on all summer without having to pay a massive electric bill.

Granted, but it overheats and combusts, burning down your house.
I wish for an uncorrupted world.

 

[Tedium]

Granted, but then the law becomes too enforced, and you wish for a little corruption to release the pressure.

I wish Bad Company corrupted wishes better.

 

[top shot 125594]

Granted, but then the law becomes too enforced, and you wish for a little corruption to release the pressure.

I wish Bad Company corrupted wishes better.

granted he just leaves the thread
I wish I had my old XBL account back
(long story)

 

[Bad Company]

granted he just leaves the thread
I wish I had my old XBL account back
(long story)

granted, but your new account gets hacked and your old one gets banned

 

[Tedium]

Granted, but #err:wishNameNotFound://

 

[Bad Company]

granted but it sounds like shit and your only choice is it or Justin bebier

what!?!?!?!, if you think rock music will sound like sh*t(even though its been evolving lately) in the near future, THEN YOUR A F**KED UP HIPPY(THATS NO BETTER THEN THE ALREADY CRAPPY AND DISRESPECTFUL MUSIC ARTIST)

I wish crappy music artist like miley and JB become unpopular

 

[Tedium]

Granted, but then they move to the metal and rock scene to try and appeal to a new audience. It works, and everyone you like follows suit, corrupting the genre.

I wish I instantly enjoyed every song I listened to.

 

[Bad Company]

Granted, but then they move to the metal and rock scene to try and appeal to a new audience. It works, and everyone you like follows suit, corrupting the genre.

I wish I instantly enjoyed every song I listened to.

that will never happen, besides it will be blasphemy to the rock and metal music and they will be slammed by other artist(because there already bad in many ways)

anyhow, granted but then you love stupid music made by youtubers more then actual artist.

I wish Jack,Geoff,Gus,Gavin, and Michel(from Rooster Teeth) were members of halocustoms.