Daily Dose of Funny
- Thread starter PhantmOfTheOpra
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I tell people i don't like chocolate and they give it to me to try and "convert" me. I should tell people i hate tempur pedic beds and sex too.
Whenever i push a "pull" door, i keep pushing until the hinges snap and the door falls over and keep walking as if that was my plan the whole time.
I like to walk up to strangers and ask, "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes, I hand them a photo of me and walk away.
If you cant read the bottom of the eye chart, spell something dirty. Eye doctors love that shit.
Son, if you are ever going to have anything worth any value in life, you have to work hard for it. Now be quiet, they are getting ready to read off the lottery numbers...
I bet Jesus wishes he could block some of his followers.
Yes, but isnt it unfair, considering if you do this daily, and no one else post, your thread can never die?
Well, I sort of think this is now dueling funnies between him and I... I mean, don't tell me you can read any of these pages and not find yourself laughing to at least one of the posts...
Besides, some of these are worth the laugh, and perhaps this thread should be pinned?
I dont laugh to this kind of humor.
But anyways, most of the time its just him, and this thread cant die.
I"m sorry you don't like this, but the site is a big place. If you not going to post relevant things, i'll have to ask you to leave.
If you think it is easy to be a super genius, consider all the idiots you would have to put up with.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.