The sad part is i remember that exact spot from when i was little.
Daily Dose of Funny
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You know shit is about to get real when somebody comes to a full stop and texts with both thumbs.
A horse walks into a bar. The barman confuses idioms with jokes and offers him water , but can't make him drink.
Fact: With the exact same amount of $ the government spends to buy the Army an attack helicopter they could buy ME an attack helicopter.
Just saw the thread and thought I might throw in something that's been getting a lot of attention lately. I imagine most of you know about the funny goats on youtube, and I'm sure others are aware that some people are now using the goats and melding them into music videos. Anyways, here are some of my favs, enjoy!
Whitney Houston + Goats:
Bon Jovi + Goats
Be sure to check out tons of others on youtube if you enjoy them as much as I do lol.
Whitney Houston + Goats:
Bon Jovi + Goats
Be sure to check out tons of others on youtube if you enjoy them as much as I do lol.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted.
I always thought they chose the pope through a game of "duck duck goose" but instead it they would say "nope nope pope"
Did you see all the bullet proof glass in front of Obama at his speech? America needs to quit being so racist! Just because he's black DOESN"T mean he's going to shoot anybody!
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
I've been to all the liquor stores, but I still can't find this "Responsibly" they keep advertising.
This is a pretty common one where i live but in case anyone hasn't heard it... please read in order
why did the bird fall out of the tree?
It was dead
why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
it was stapled to the bird?
Why did the mouse fall out of the tree?
peer pressure.
why did the bird fall out of the tree?
It was dead
why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
it was stapled to the bird?
Why did the mouse fall out of the tree?
peer pressure.