Daily Dose of Funny

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some soviet Jokes:

In soviet Russia, you don't drive the car, car drives you

In soviet Cuba, you don't smoke cigar, cigar smokes you

In soviet China, you don't eat cat, cat eats you

In soviet Russia, you don't pee on urinal, urinal pees on you

In soviet Russia, Shrek doesn't come into your bedroom, you come to Shrek's bedroom