And now you understand why I suggested that he should stop with the simultaneous posting...
Daily Dose of Funny
- Thread starter PhantmOfTheOpra
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i do only post 1 a day. except at the start i did 3 to try and get the idea across.
mrs teacher walked over to little mary (who was sleeping) and asked who the creator of the world is little johnny came to the recue by poking mary in the back with a very sharp pencil and mary jumped up screaming god all mighty so the teacher congradulated her and left (mary fell back asleep) later the teacher came back and asked mary who the son of god was and then johnny poked mary in the back again and she jumped up screeming jesus crist the teacher walked of again as mary fell asleep again this time when the teacher came back and asked mary what mary said to joseph after their 23rd baby johnnys majic did not work he poked her in the back and she jumped up screeming if u poke me one more time with that thing i will grab it and snap it in half.
note to YOU im not christian its just a christian joke
note to YOU im not christian its just a christian joke
Your kid is running around the store, screaming at the top of his lungs annoying the hell out of everyone and I'm the asshole for tripping him??
When he posts 2 or more its a problem of course. But once a day shouldn't be
What the difference between a pizza and a musician?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Heard that tonight for the first time believe it or not.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Heard that tonight for the first time believe it or not.
Guys stop hating on him. All of these were pretty funny and the mosquito made me chuckle a bit. He's obviously not spamming so give him a break.(i apologize if your a girl most people on this site are guys)
I go to the grocery store and buy trash bags. The cashier puts the trash bags in grocery bags. I go home and put the trash bags in my trash can. Then, I put the grocery bags in the trash.
Am I being Punk'd or something?
Am I being Punk'd or something?
I wonder if Sarah Palin could see the meteor from her house
I'd like to give a special thanks to my feet for supporting me and to my arms for being at my side at all times.
The ads where Bing says they're better than Google are so cute. Like when you let a kid think he's playing Xbox but the controllers are unplugged.
Love is like hearing to your favorite song for the first time. Then hearing it over and over and over again until you hate the song.
Sometimes I think I'm pretty awesome but then I remember that plants can eat sun and poop out air 
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I'm not positive that having the TV volume on an odd number will destroy the world, but let's not risk it.
You know you are pissed off when Eminem starts to make sense.