Daily Dose of Funny
- Thread starter PhantmOfTheOpra
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If i ever get mugged, i have a surefire way to make it a moral victory: Right as the guy (or girl) says "Watch and Wallet", i'll spin around and start singing the chorus from "KIDS" by MGMT.
I'm convinced that the employees of Ikea are just people who used to be customers who didn't know how to get out and just gave up.
I don't really mind if only a few people read them. The idea here is not to spam for likes, just to make sad people happier through an occasional visit to DDOF.These are pretty funny, but since it's mostly just you, it looks like you're shooting out one-liners to a crowd that never laughs
You have made me realize that I want to start a whole new life, in a totally new place. So you can't find me.
Alarms wake us up in the morning. They also notify us when we're in eminent danger. Am I the only one who sees a connection between the two?
The only way to look cool again after falling down an entire flight of stairs is to turn right back around and fall back up to the top.
I got in trouble for something I didn't do.
My homework.
Ya I know cheesy.
My homework.
Ya I know cheesy.
I bet Dennis Rodman is upset over the death of Hugo Chavez... they were supposed to go bowling next Friday.
My life's story is kind of like Beauty and the Beast, but without the Beauty or a Beast. I'm the candle.
We all have to make sacrifices. I think we should start with you.
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that's my shit!"?