Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
Daily Dose of Funny
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Happy easter to my Christian friends who believe in resurrection yet evolution seems like witchcraft
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets
Make Tomorrow More Fun: Unplug the copier at work and put a sign on it that says "Now voice activated!" Sit back and watch the magic unfold.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
"Is everything OK?" Well, I've been kind of down since the divorce..." "I meant with your pasta, sir."
At least i know it wasn't just me that was wondering if the cashier was a man or a woman. I just wish that my 5 year old didn't ask.
When you look up to the clouds and the first thing you think is "Hey, that one looks like a Binary Rifle", you know you play way too much Halo.
My girlfriend watched me play Halo the other day and told me I needed to get a life. How many Microsoft points will that cost me?