Daily Dose of Funny
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A friend of mine was sent out of school one day. The teacher yelled at him "What would your parent's say if I called them?". He replied "Hello, who is it?"
I always make sure any plane I get on doesn't contain too many attractive people so I know I'm not on Lost.
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." -People who have never seen a flying cockroach.
How to be an upstairs neighbor: 1. Let a deer run free in your apt 2. Chase it around 3. Put it in a headlock 4. Tackle it to the floor 5. Repeat
When the nurse calls my name at the doctor's office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price Is Right.
If HR made employees settle their disputes with public dance-offs, everyone would try a lot harder to get along.
When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit besider her and say, 'Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'
Well, you should be renamed Leaving, because that's what you will be doing quite soon if you don't stop with the negative vibes, MoriartyThis thread should be renamed to Daily Dose of Copy Paste
I always did want to be a character in Sherlock.
I didn't mean to offend you mate. No need to get worked up.
But come on. You have to admit that 75% of the jokes here are copy pasted.
I did overreact I guess. SorryI always did want to be a character in Sherlock.
I didn't mean to offend you mate. No need to get worked up.
But come on. You have to admit that 75% of the jokes here are copy pasted.
. About 4/5 of my posts are original. the rest I find because I can't think of any. As for the other people, i don't know about theirs. But the point of this is just to be funny, so I don't really mind where people get these. I do try to keep the posts on topic, so if you do have any questions or comments or anything you can just post them on my profile.