You can tell everything you need to know about any person just by their corn chip to salsa ratio.
Daily Dose of Funny
- Thread starter PhantmOfTheOpra
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Even if we copy paste some of our jokes, they are jokes that made us laugh or we wouldn't share them...I always did want to be a character in Sherlock.
I didn't mean to offend you mate. No need to get worked up.
But come on. You have to admit that 75% of the jokes here are copy pasted.
Just heard "Thrift Shop" playing in an Abercrombie & Fitch that I walked past. My head still hurts from the facepalm. It's would be pretty hard for that store to be more ignorant.
Oh, you lost your phone and you left it on silent? That's too bad.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.
The wife arranged for a psychic to be the life of a party at her house with friends coming over. The night of the party, the psychic called to get directions. The husband answered the phone and told her, "You're a psychic, you figure it out!" and hung up.
Don't give money to the big pharmaceutical companies, because they'll only spend it on drugs.
Forgetting which pocket you put your car keys in can result in the macarena.
If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a capri sun.
Time for a comic strip I made once upon a time....
Basically someone on my friends list was not online very often for a period and kept bailing on us saying he had to "study" and a group of us conspired that he was just masterbating. So I made this;
Basically someone on my friends list was not online very often for a period and kept bailing on us saying he had to "study" and a group of us conspired that he was just masterbating. So I made this;
It's also worth noting that I posted this on his facebook wall and tagged him in it, what a nice fellow I am I hear you say....
I know, I'm a saint (and not a third street saint, their pseudo organisation quite frankly sucks more than a thai hooker).
My dog can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs was actually based upon the effects of cocaine and the 7 dwarfs were each of the side effects from the drug.