Daily Dose of Funny
- Thread starter PhantmOfTheOpra
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Yeah, maybe we should be a little concerned but, they're just trying to protect us right? And the way I look at it, I now have someone to chat with while I am on indefinite hold with tech support! ..... 'Sup NSA?!'
A snail was out walking one afternoon and was stopped, robbed and beaten up by two turtles. When the police arrived they asked him what had happened. The snail said he was not sure as it had happened so fast.
Someday I want to be shaving and accidentally move down to the side of my neck, and have my vision blur red with the text "return to the battlefield" hovering in front of me.
What if extra-terrestrials think our movies are real and they're just waiting for Will Smith to die before they invade?
You know, it's a bit sad that I'm actually really bugged by the fact that Grover from Sesame Street has the only song based entirely on fur, yet he is the only monster in the show who doesn't look like he has fur at all.
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 20% Complaining 79% Playing with stuffs that I just found but have owned for years.
Did you ever just start rubbing your eyes while squinting and start entering some new unknown fucking dimension consisting of twists and patterns like you're on acid or some shit?
I chose the wrong fork in the road, took the road less travelled and got off the beaten path and not I don't know where the hell I am.