It's awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don't know the man and he doesn't know you're eating his popcorn.
Daily Dose of Funny
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Paris is famous for its marble architecture and croissants. They really did build their city on rock and rolls.
I want to spend the rest of my life photo bombing the Google street view camera shots dressed as Waldo.
the internet is like a someone you're in love with that refuses to hang up the phone before you.
i saw this on a BF3 server it says:
"having a gun is like having a second penis, except this one can go to your mouth"
"having a gun is like having a second penis, except this one can go to your mouth"
Regarding the new Batman movie, I think it will be funny (especially as someone who both lives in Boston, and once almost ran over Ben Affleck). He's going to be like "It's the Jokah! Or the Riddlah! Rahbin! Call Commisionah Gahden!
If you have a bunch of crack and the police get a search warrant to find it- THAT's how paper beats rock, people.
Baking is wonderful! It's like science for hungry people! -Hannalore, Questionable Content (it's a webcomic)
Bring a hedgehob into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.
hey does anyone remember the "time for campiaging" video by jibjab, if anyone does please embed it below 
Imagine how freaked out the first human must have been on the first sneeze. (same applies to the first orgasm too actually)