Daily Dose of Funny
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"The early bird gets the worm." In Germany this old saw means something like: "In the morning gold in the mouth." (If you work in the morning, you can make more money)
If sperm included a 0,0000000003 mg amount of Gold, the saw would have a totally different meaning!
If sperm included a 0,0000000003 mg amount of Gold, the saw would have a totally different meaning!
I'm sorry, your password isn't strong enough. It's just going through hard times right now, there was the divorce, then layoffs at work...
Fool me once, shame one you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 400,000 times, well you're probably a weatherman.
Life hack: go to Subway and when they ask what you want on your sandwich say "another sandwich". Free sandwich. It's totally legal.
Down on yourself for being lazy? Remember, the Greeks thought their GODS lived up on a very hikeable mountain, and yet never in hundreds of years did anyone go up to check.
What do the Star Ship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus wipeing out Klingons. (say it out loud if you don't get it)
They both circle Uranus wipeing out Klingons. (say it out loud if you don't get it)
did you know that during the first NFL game of the season, that the game delayed for 30 minutes because of a "lighting warning", they told people in the seats to "take shelter if they wanted to", and sent three people with umbrellas in the middle of the field(so that those people will use the umbrellas as lighting rods to prevent the lighting from striking the crowd and instead strike them)
Saw a homeless (presumably) guy on the way to school holding a sign that said "bet you can't hit me with a quarter". That's actually quite clever, using douchyness to your advantage.
Usually I only do one a day (or pics for that matter), but just couldn't pass this up.
There are people I know who would benefit greatly from more signs like this.
There are people I know who would benefit greatly from more signs like this.
Due to the economic crisis and the increasing price of food, the 5 second rule has now been increased to 10.
I am convinced that "Anonymous" is just one schizophrenic person arguing with themselves in every comment box.
The only thing dumber than an arguement on the internet is that same arguement in real life.
