When I put it up as a status on facebook I was uncontrollably giggling for like half an hour from all the people falling for it.
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When I put it up as a status on facebook I was uncontrollably giggling for like half an hour from all the people falling for it.
If you didn't know that you are a retard, then you just proved my point.
The number 2 pencil proves you can be the most popular and still not be number 1.
If "Cops" has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they're nothing but trouble...
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and then never doing it because you'd miss them.
If advertisers were smart, they'd make a silent, slow motion commercial that runs at normal speed when you fast forward through it on a DVR.
There is nothing quite as scary as washing your hair, getting shampoo in your eyes and thinking "Now's the boogeyman's chance!"
Joke 1: a chicken went into the library and said buck and the librarian gave it a book and the chicken left. The chicken came back the next day and said buck buck and the librarian gave it two books and the chicken left. On the third day the chicken said buck buck buck and the librarian gave it three books but this time the librarian followed the chicken home because it wanted to know where the books were going. The librarian looked throught the window and saw the chicken giving the books to a frog who said reddit.
Fool me once, shame on me
Fool me twice, shame on you
Fool me eight times, your Quentin Tarantino
Fool me twice, shame on you
Fool me eight times, your Quentin Tarantino
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land in a field somewhere cause gravity you idiot.