1) why are you such a sexy motha fucka?
2) how do i become a sexy motha fucka?
3) how long did it take you to become a sexy motha fucka?
4) am i invited to your's and dirty's wedding?
5) how many colored pencils do you have?
6) whats my favorite color?(that was a trick question, i don't have one. favorite colors are too mainstream)
7) if i send you $10 will you do all my math homework for the month of october?
8) whats you're favorite kind of chair?
9) when you picked you're favorite chair, did you ever consider that you made all the other chairs self conscience about themselves for not picking them?
10) whats the ratio of light switches to outlets in your house/apartment?
11) did you know theres a hidden arrow in the FED-EX logo?
12) did you just google "FED-EX to check if i was right?
13) can i have a high five? o/