Daily Dose of Funny
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Life Hack: Algebra giving you trouble? Instantly solve for y by singing the chorus from Lit's "My Own Worst Enemy".
Doing some introductory calculus in class, teacher gets a question about why 1st derivative is positive when the zero function (if that is the proper term) is negative. Teacher says "all we care about is the slope right now, pos/neg doesn't matter". In my mind, the graph on the board starts crying and yelling "YOU ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY CURVES!".
I love how my calendar thinks when I add an 8:00 event, it's AM. My calendar thinks I have my life together.
How many animals did we have to jump on the backs of before discovering that horses are cool with it?
Starbucks will provide free college education to thousands of employees. Unfortunately, the names on the diplomas will be misspelled.
I don't know why people dislike jury duty. I think playing god with other's lives sounds fun!" -How I got out of jury duty.
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I'm gonna start a new movement. Call it "People Against People Against People." Basically, we'd go around protesting anyone who is discriminating against someone else. Creed, colour, genitalia, it don't matter. If you have protesters and you feel they are being discriminatory, you give us a call and we'll be right over with signs and bullhorns to protest their protest. We can even have a slogan: "Hey you, Stop that!"
[Disclaimer: This one isn't mine, but way too good to pass up.]
[Disclaimer: This one isn't mine, but way too good to pass up.]
Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
If News Channel 5 hasn't signed some advertising time for Chanel No. 5, I will be very disappointed.
My ex treated me like a God (only talked to me when she needed something, forgot about me when times were good).
Origionally, I was gonna just put one Brazil post here, but I found a few more just as good!
The losing World Cup teams are not allowed to use or buy hair products in their home country for 6 months.
Did someone unplug Brazil's controller?
One touchdown and Brazil is back in this!
The losing World Cup teams are not allowed to use or buy hair products in their home country for 6 months.
Did someone unplug Brazil's controller?
One touchdown and Brazil is back in this!
So apparently I joined a server on battlefield 4 and it was called "The bang bus" and there was a hot chick in the banner. Rule 34 kids always get in the bus instead of candy there will be 16 year old women who are the disgrace to the world other than 13 year old boys.
