Daily Dose of Funny

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

2007: A phone that can replace your watch! 2014: Screw it, back to watches!

 

[Madirate]

Today I saw the ugliest/most disgusting BLT...

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

I wonder what "Don't Touch" is in Braille.

 

[Madirate]

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Screw you, books on shelves that don't activate secret doors.

 

[Jeebus]

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

The dentist told me that I need to be more aggressive when I floss, so I've decided to start growling.

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Not feeling so good, so I went on WebMD and looked up my symptoms. I've been dead for 20 years.

 

[Bad Company]

I know I posted this before, but I felt like you guys didn't see this.

I don't mean to spam

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

I occasionally hide from people too, so I get it unicorns, I get it.

 

[Madirate]

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

I don't get why Christians are against gay marriage. I mean, Jesus had two dads, and he turned out all right.

 

[SOLIDSNAKEee]

Let the flame wars, begin.

 

[Bad Company]

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

How did the space teddy bear cross the road? Ewoked.

 

[Madirate]

 

[-Orzium-]

 

[-Orzium-]

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Horror Movies: Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time and space but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.