Next time you see someone you don't like, start the conversation with "I see the assassins have failed"
Daily Dose of Funny
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Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 mins before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
I have an inferiority complex about my superiority complex. I know I'm better than you, but I feel really bad about it.
Pilot said our friends flight is going to be 1.2 Hobbits long. He thinks it's going to be a good flight.
Whew! After a long holiday season I'm back. As a bit of a consolation for the huge gap, this is a list I found of 50 awkward things said after/during sex. Due to some of the adult language (although surprisingly little vulgarity), VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! DO NOT SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU! Also, #34 is a gem.
Got a new dumbest quote ever. of all time. From (of course) a Westborough Baptist Church crazy. "I believe in the pastor's words. We should isolate all the gays to prevent them from reproducing."
....This is not everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid.
....This is not everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid.
Ladies, if you don't like it when guys stare at your boobs, just turn around and walk away... we're fine staring at your ass, too!
Just how hairy was the dude who invented a shampoo called "Head and Shoulders"? Seriously, if it works on the shoulders it works everywhere, you troglodytes!
It's amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable.
ShockBolt21, try to post a funny with responses, it keeps the thread a bit more organized. Thanks!
The older I get, the more I understand some people's desire to just say "screw it, i'm going to be drunk all the time and live under this bridge"
The older I get, the more I understand some people's desire to just say "screw it, i'm going to be drunk all the time and live under this bridge"
I recently saw a craigslist ad under "personals" that I quote said "The CIA is trying to steal my penis, i need somewhere to hide it". Ladies, don't fall for this.