Daily Dose of Funny
- Thread starter PhantmOfTheOpra
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I'll be posting telepathically tonight, so if you think of something funny, that was me.
my bedroom is perfect for one night stand, but there's not enough room for two night stands.
A new franchise?
This is the scariest thing I have ever seen. MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!
I've decided i'm not going to do the whole clock-back routine this year. If anyone needs me i'll be in the fricking future.
Fun fact: Most forest fires are really started by two horny sticks rubbing themselves together.
I was at a red light, and this latino guy pulls up beside me and says "race?". "White" I replied. *facepalm*
For just once in my life I want my phone to ring and for someone on the other end to ask if this is a "secure line".
When I was 8, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia. When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come. When I was 12, my satyr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood. When I was 14, I was not selected to be a Ranger's Apprentice. When I was 16, I was not taken to be trained as a Shadow Hunter. Gandalf and Morpheus, i'm counting on you guys. Don't disappoint me.
This happened to me today. Granted, my enemies sucked. :/
I didn't find it funny at the time but maybe you guys will get a good laugh out of my misery.
I didn't find it funny at the time but maybe you guys will get a good laugh out of my misery.