This news network is so good at keeping the sheep in a perpetual state of fear they named it FOX.
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I've decided that I will not turn my clock back for DST. I will live one hour in the future. I greet you, those of the past. Your ways were quaint.
Just once i'd like someone to call me "sir" without adding "-this is a place of buisness, put your pants back on".
New Parent Idea:
Step 1: Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest.
Step 2: Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.
Step 1: Take pictures of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest.
Step 2: Hide pictures in attic for kid to find when he's 10.
1. Gather a few willing people (no more than 3, including yourself)
2. Target a random stranger.
3. In order, over the course of the day, have each person bump into them and say the following: 1st. Wake up, 2nd. You're in a coma. 3rd. This isn't real.
4. After saying your phrase, walk away and pretend it never happened.
2. Target a random stranger.
3. In order, over the course of the day, have each person bump into them and say the following: 1st. Wake up, 2nd. You're in a coma. 3rd. This isn't real.
4. After saying your phrase, walk away and pretend it never happened.
Fun Fact: When whales pass gas, the underwater bubbles that are formed can be large enough to enclose a horse. If that much gas was ignited, the explosion would be about 5x as big as a molotov cocktail.
I like to think that Chris Brown is always trying to hit Justin Bieber in the face but keeps missing.
I've been baptized at five different churches. I really wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
TONIGHT ONLY: It's not shoplifting if you put it in a plastic pumpkin!!! Act accordingly!