Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[NinetysBorn]

Granted. You receive an incomplete grade, drop out of school, stay at home until your 50, sell your xbox and all other belongings just to move out, work on the corner every night, still can't afford anything because of your pimp daddy, get evicted from your cardboard box, get addicted to eating cookie dough, accidentally eat shit, catch salmonella, die, and FORCED TO LIVE OUT AN ETERNITY IN HELL FOR RAPING A STRAY CAT WHILE OUT "WORKING THE CORNER" ONE NIGHT!

I wish I had some cookie dough

 

[NinetysBorn]

Oops that was for Sinogard ^ ^ ^ ^
@PandaMan
Granted, but you become Lindsay Lohan and go full retard.
I wish I had some God dam cookie dough!

 

[JL1223 X]

Granted, you may have as much cookie dough as you want.....except they're so full of powder that you snort it and die.

I wish I was famous.

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but your life is plagued and ruined by the paparazzi.

I wish high school would be over and I could get out and go to fucking college.

 

[top shot 125594]

Granted, but your life is plagued and ruined by the paparazzi.

I wish high school would be over and I could get out and go to fucking college.

granted but college suck so bad and makes you so sad that you put a gun to your head after you were raped
I wish for somthing

 

[Sinogard]

granted but you don't like it.

I wish a had a full cube of butter!

 

[Zandril]

Granted, but you ate it all in one go and it gave you a cardiovascular disorder.

I wish I had the power to create gummy bears!

 

[Sinogard]

Granted but the gummy bears are alive and when you eat one it the rest arm themselves for battle and come with all kinds of weapons to avenge their fallen comrade! TO ARMS!!!!

I wish there was a way to build faster in minecraft.

 

[PandaMan]

That would be kind of awesome....

Granted, but you build so fast that you misplace blocks everywhere and it takes ages to remove blocks.

 

[Sinogard]

Granted but something goes horridly wrong because you forgot to wish out loud.

Wish I had a job.

 

[PandaMan]

Fuck

Granted, but you hate it, work extremely long hours, get shit pay, and can't quit.

I wish I wished for something cool earlier.

 

[Sinogard]

Granted but it still goes horridly wrong.

I wish I could fly,

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you have a birdshit seeker ability where all the birds shit on you all the time, everywhere, even inside.

I wish I had a dolphin/bear/cat combination animal.

 

[top shot 125594]

Granted, but you have a birdshit seeker ability where all the birds shit on you all the time, everywhere, even inside.

I wish I had a dolphin/bear/cat combination animal.

granted but you forgot to feed it and it is hungry and eats you
I'd wish for a good wish but I can't think of one

 

[Sinogard]

Granted but everyone is jealous of your wish making you wish that you hadnt gotten that wish which makes everyone come back which make you wish for it again, thus causing a depressing cycle of you never getting what you really want.

I wish I had a million dollars!

 

[top shot 125594]

granted but you stole it from the bank and are put to Jail
I wish people saw this http://halocustoms.com/threads/who-is-the-most-sexy-part-2-new-and-better.8826/

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but nobody cares about it anyways.

I wish I had the ability to control time.

 

[top shot 125594]

Granted, but nobody cares about it anyways.

I wish I had the ability to control time.

granted but it is a one use only and you accidently go back in time to see the dinosaurs better hide
I wish I knew how to make some extra money
P.S. you know you like it

 

[Zandril]

I didn't see this on HC yet so I thought I'd start one.

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This is a pretty common forum game, so maybe a few of you already know what it is.

Basically, the first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on.

Example:
Poster 1: "I wish for a taco!"
Poster 2: "Granted, but your mouth falls off so you can't eat it."
"I wish for a monkey to be my man-servant!"
Poster 3: "Granted, as a matter of fact, you get 20, but you are a tyrant as a master, and they start a monkey man-servant uprising and rebel against your harsh dictatorship."
"I wish for..."
And so on...

I will start,

I wish I could fly!

 

[PandaMan]

fucking lol, straight off FH, inb4 close like my PPC thread

Granted, but you have extremely fragile bones, so you break them whenever you land.

I wish I had a pet dragon.