Forum Game!: Corrupt a wish!

[top shot 125594]

granted but god see's this wish as blasphemy and sends you to hell with no powers just like the devil
I wish my wish would not be corrupt that is a hot asian wife 250 miles of land and $30000000 pluse 150 men armed with Mp 50s M-14s RPG and a 50 tac all will do what I say do not corrupt

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you are gay and demand that your 150 men penetrate you around the clock, 24/7 while your wife eats the blood leaking from your torn anus. There is also no ammo for any of the guns.

I wish top shot would stop trying to get his stupid wish and would read the original post again.

 

[Absentduck]

Granted, but you are gay and demand that your 150 men penetrate you around the clock, 24/7 while your wife eats the blood leaking from your torn anus. There is also no ammo for any of the guns.

I wish top shot would stop trying to get his stupid wish and would read the original post again.

Granted but he will now put a more annoying wish on to wind you up
I wish that top shot would just leave it.

 

[top shot 125594]

NOT granted because I so bad ass
I wish I stay forever !

 

[evergreen948]

You wish you SAY forever?! Granted.

I wish my work didn't call me to go in at the most inconvenient times

 

[top shot 125594]

You wish you SAY forever?! Granted.

I wish my work didn't call me to go in at the most inconvenient times

granted but now work is harder and longer hours
just asking what do you do for a living
I wish high school was easy

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but elementary school is thirty times harder and college is 100 times harder.

I wish I knew everything about physics

 

[iws27]

Granted, but then physics become useless and are replaced with cisyhps.

I wish I were a cow.

 

[Dividing MDH]

Granted, but you are the farmer's favourite, and are milked all day with no breaks.
I wish I could make money without getting a job

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you have no job so you sit around all day feeling like a worthless piece of shit.

I wish I could make a tremendous amount of money working a job straight out of college.

 

[top shot 125594]

Granted, but you have no job so you sit around all day feeling like a worthless piece of shit.

I wish I could make a tremendous amount of money working a job straight out of college.

granted but it gets lost and you hate yourself for it
I wish I knew what you do for a living whats your job

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, I don't have a job, so it was a pointless question.

I wish this thread would come back to life.

 

[top shot 125594]

Granted, I don't have a job, so it was a pointless question.

I wish this thread would come back to life.

sigh me 2
I wish I could bring my english grade up from 80 to 100

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but you history grade goes to a 70.

I wish I could finish this project already!

 

[Sinogard]

Granted, though your project will only be accepted by homeless people.

Wish I never had to sleep or eat. they are utter wastes of time.

 

[Dividing MDH]

Granted, but you feel excluded from society because of it
I wish my internet wasn't spazing out

 

[Sinogard]

Granted but you cant play with anyone online with your superb connection as they now have internet that spazzes out.

I Wish I someone else would do my homework so I could just write, forge, and game.

 

[evergreen948]

Granted, but now you forget all you learnt and get a fat 0 on all your tests so your parents confiscate all your games and... Pencils?

I wish these last 2 episodes of community reveal a new season, or 2. Oh, and a movie! #sixseasonsandamovie

 

[PandaMan]

Granted, but it is the last season, and it sucks. Also, the movie stars Nicolas Cage.

I wish I didn't love dipping so much....

 

[a ninja samuri]

Granted, but it is the last season, and it sucks. Also, the movie stars Nicolas Cage.

I wish I didn't love dipping so much....

granted but instead u now always seem to feel at home when sitting on the toilet
i wish they will make a third johnny english movie