In life, we live many wars... Pizza or Ice Cream, DMR or BR, Psychoduck or pancakes, and of course...
Oranges vs Blueberries
So who won the battle in this ongoing war of Fruit Dominance?
Brace yourselves, you are going to read at a 3rd grade level!
ROUND 1:
So we started off playing the amazing Plinko (In... SPAAAACE). For those who have been living under a sea stack, Plinko is played with two teams. One team drives their mongoose down, hitting different shields and trying to get in the scoring zone, while the other team has railguns, trying to snippity snipe the drivers! But community, try as they might, could not handle the amazing pew pew skills of one Flying Shoe ILR, and Staff had won the first game.
FINAL SCORE:
Staff (and Tomtris): 97 Points
Community: 86 Points
STAFF WINS!
Staff: 1
Community: 0
ROUND 2:
CTF on Helios
by Blaq Cloud
The community, loving a fight, tried their hand on a place called Helios. Turns out, our cute little Dax was a color guard! It also turn out that the rest of staff are evil evil murders that don't play very nice, and love stealing and holding flags. The Staff's flag holding abilities simply could not be matched, and the community was denied again.
FINAL SCORE:
Staff: 3 Captures
Community: 0 Captures
STAFF WINS!
Staff: 2
Community: 0
ROUND 3:
By wraith2098
After we pledged allegiance to some flags, and community got decimated on the ground, we tried our hand at getting revenge up in SPAAAACE. But... Duck got his Warthog action on, and the community's hopes had been splattered.
FINAL SCORE:
Staff: 1,000 Points
Community: 730 Points
STAFF WINS!
Staff: 3
Community: 0
(Staff have clutched the game)
ROUND 4:
Storm the Beaches on Omaha
By Zartherla and Hushed Behemoth
So after we got splattered around on the moon, we came back to earth in 1941! Now, always accepting a fight, we took turn storming "Omaha Beach," a game wherein one team carries a flag to the end of the beach, whilst the other team is sniping with Assault Rifles and Turrets. Luckily, neither of us got sandy, with none of us storming a beach, and forcing a tie.
FINAL SCORE:
Staff: 0 Captures
Community: 0 Captures
TIE!
Staff: 3
Community: 0
Ties: 1
ROUND 5:
By Flying Shoe ILR
So after getting sniped in Plinko, getting crushed on the ground and in space, and getting sandy on the beach, we all decided to just fuggedaboudit, and take one last swing at staff. Turns out, their flag holding abilities did not diminish, and we ended up and the bottom again, by the Staff's evil evil hands!
FINAL SCORE:
Staff: 5 Captures
Community: 1 Capture
STAFF WINS!
Staff: 4
Community: 0
Ties: 1
But If you don't get why the staff always win, maybe this will give you some Idea.
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And last but not least...
STAFF, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO GOOD?
Sincerely, The Community.
