You do, but it's first degree murder.
I wish I could understand Japanese
Hai. Demo, anata wa nihongo o hanashimasen.
Granted, but it's directed by Michael Bay and Nic Cage is the lead, Shia leBouf as the co-lead and the Rock is the bad guy.
I wish for a stripper cake for christmas.
Granted, but it's a male stripper.
Granted, but it's a cake made from Paint stripper
Granted, but it's a stripper, named, "Cake for Christmas."
Granted, but it makes the family meal rather awkward
Granted, but as the stripper emerges, a bit of the cake splatters on your turkey, and you feel a little grossed out.
Granted, but seeing as it's a family event they had to recruit your mom as the stripper.
Granted, but seeing as your mom couldn't fit into the cake (heyooo) they recruited the next girliest person in the family: yourself.
Granted, but you get an awkward boner from seeing yourself emerging from the cake as a transvestite stripper.
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