CAH HaloCustoms Deck Discussion

[anexpiredlemon]

​

You may or may not be aware that recently a number of HaloCustoms members have started playing the popular card game "Cards Against Humanity" online.

The site used in question goes by the name of Pretend You're Xyzzy and is a lot of fun.

If you don't know what CAH is, you can read the official rules here.
​

What many may not know is that you can inject custom decks into this online CAH clone so my challenge to all of the HC community is to design a custom deck and build an official "HaloCustoms" expansion filled with Halo and Community references.

The purpose of this thread is to post your ideas for both black and white cards here to be added in to the original post of this thread to build the expansion and upon completion I'll include instructions on how to include the expansion when playing the game.

The current deck can be view here.

Post your suggestions in comments below, I look forward to what we can all come up with.

 

[Jebus]

Black:
I have a bionic leg because of ____.

I have created hundreds of proxy accounts because ____.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ____!

I have Multiple Personality Disorder and my split personalities are ____ and ____.

I was shoutbox banned because I did ____.

We're playing Clue, ____ and ____ are the killers.

You aren't a real THFE until you ____.

343 Industries must have been doing ____ when they made Halo 4.

Not even ____ has as many problems as The Master Chief Collection.

Halo: Nightfall is literally worse than ____.

HaloWatcher says that ____ is 110% true speculation.

What type of custom should I host tonight?

What makes my body ready?

White:
Shadowgirl.
An SGC proxy.
A bionic limb.
OakTree.
Psychodick.
Armor Lock.
Costume Games.
Taking 1th place.
THFE.
MLG.
MLF (Major League Flood).
343 Industries.
A Forge map.
Shitting inside oneself.
Shrek's Bang Train.
Hank Hill.
Carlton Banks.
Teabagging.
Mountain Dew and Doritos.
A neckbeard wearing a Fedora.
One of AJ YUSI's many stories.
Asking your mom to make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while you play Halo 4.
Changing your voice so you sound like a 12 year old over Xbox Live.

 

[anexpiredlemon]

snip

Added.

 

[DeadlockDrago]

Black Card:
You just got _______(ed)!
I would give _______ to see the chopper return.
What the f*k am I reading?
When someone broke out of the map, _______ was blamed.
For some reason, Shore cannot _______.
What's the password?

White Card:
Sarge
Freelancer
The Shoutbox
Jenga: Terrorist Edition
Hammer Time
A Proud Nanners
An Achievable
Believing you can fly
Killing a fellow traitor in Clue
Another F*king squeaker
Tank Wins
More Boxes
DestinyRaids
Kitchen Supplies Incorporated
A flood infestation
The Elites
Sprint
Blarg

I'd put my name somewhere there, but I can imagine everyone is already doing that.

 

[Psychoduck]

Hmm, I shall begin compiling a list of my own. I concur with many of the above suggestions as well.

Black:

• "____ has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like."
• "My tool of destruction was ___"

White:

• "xXProSn1epzMLG420Xx"
• "Shower time"
• "Framerate drops"
• "Halo 4"
• "Sweating Mountain Dew"
• "The Dubstep Cannon"
• "Solace"
• "3v4 Industries"

 

[Madirate]

Black:

Where's my ratings!?!?!?

I would rather _ than play Halo 4.

Who spams the HC forums the most?

After _ did not get his THFE map feature he _.

Who is the most Corrupt staffer?

Is this Porn?

What do you do when MockFuck is on a Running Riot?

_ got a blowjob while getting a killing spree.

_ is the SGC Proxy

White:

American Muscle

Fatkid

The NewFag

AJ Yusi

In the Garbage

Get the fuck out

The Shoutbox

A Gold Host!

A butt hurt army of Bronies.

 

[EmbarkingZeus]

Black:

• The sheer amount of ____ in the shoutbox is getting out of hand
• Where ARE the custom lobbies?
• Sky posted ___ in the shoutbox and it makes ___ look tame
• The like button has been replaced with ___
• ___ is the most corruptz staff member
• Shore's newest lobby is called ___
• #___forStaff
• Anyone what to join my lobby? We are playing ___ on ___

White:

• Sky's basement
• Bionic leg porn
• The like button
• Halo 4
• Spartan Ops
• Halo on Halo
• StoolGreen
• SGC's youtube channel
• A SGC proxie attack
• Too many apples
• A certain irish potato

 

[anexpiredlemon]

DeadlockDrago , Psychoduck , SteelGreen03 , WhiteWolfLegend

Most of your collective suggestions have been added to the deck.

 

[EmbarkingZeus]

We need an official CAH group for HaloCustoms once this is done.

 

[Jebus]

Here's some MOAR

Black:
Adderrson is talking about how Nintendo did _ again.

_ will happen before Rockstar releases GTA Online Heists.

_ makes a better story than Destiny's.

Spoiler alert! _ dies at the end of Halo 4.

In the latest episode of Spartan Ops, Sarah Palmer calls _ eggheads.

The time it takes to load an app on the Xbox One is longer than _.

When _ happens. That's when The Master Chief Collection will be fixed.

343 Industries will learn how to make a good Halo game when they find _.

"Don't make a girl a _, if you know you can't keep it."

"She said that to me once. About being a _."

"Tank beats _!"

SGC stands for _, _, and _.

White:
Continuously running over beachgoers with a monster truck in GTA.
An NPC in GTA yelling "Fuck me in the ass!"
AJ YUSI and corduroyCHUCK saying "Yeah" over 100 times in a single video.
Cortana's motherfucking interruptions as you play Halo 3's campaign.
An ignorant Forger who won't take constructive criticism.
A Forger who thinks he's original by putting a Killball in the center of two Satellite, Large pieces.
Mister Chief.
Beamish.
Master Chief.
Cortana.
Catherine Halsey.
Thel 'Vadam (the Arbiter).
Sergeant Johnson.
Sarah Palmer.
Bungie.

 

[♥ Sky]

White:
A Cortana and Gravemind Fanfic
Sky's waifu
A reverse harem of all the HC admins
Stevo's poo pebbles
A newbie's first post
Forge Hub
The Banhammer

Black:
What's Duck's favourite thing?
A new guy posted a lobby about _
The worst new feature in Halo 5 is _
Halo Reach had an easter egg involving _ and _
Sgt Johnson loves to read _ with his breakfast

 

[EmbarkingZeus]

A couple new cards...
Black:

• A captioned picture of ___ is the newest entry in the Caption contest
• An argument broke out between DeadlockDrago and ___ about ___
• Sky's newest fantasy is ___
• ___ was found in the shoutbox archives
• ___ is the name of the newest SGC proxy

White:

• Jesus in Malibu
• Sprint
• Dual weilding Needlers
• Dax
• Brace, Large
• Sky's fanfic collection
• Too much sarcasm
• : facepalm :

 

[Shiralai]

We need white cards of notable HC players.

White:
HC staff
A hot naked version of ____ (insert every staff member for the lolz)
Shira shower time
snuggles 24/7
Banhammer
Debbycakes!!

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

White:

• Fizkodok
• The totally not over-powered Incineration Cannon
• Infinity Slayer
• The close to endless amount of Chief+Cortana slash fiction.
• Jello Pudding
• Sky's basement
• Finally receiving the Hail Satan Trophy
• The shock and disbelief that Tedium is actually a real word.
• hot
• Asking Bungie employees for Recon

Black:

• ___ and ___ are on the Attax.
• This time around, ____ was blamed for the community's loss during SvC.
• To receive the Hail Satan trophy, you must____.

 

[Madirate]

Black:
_ blames the lag!
_ sold out and bought a Ps4
The bang train was created by _
Bungie's newest game will be called _ and will have _
Shouldn't _ be banned already?
After Micro$hit revealed their latest _ a gigantic shitstorm happened!

White:
A Badkid
A longtime member of the Halo community.
Reggie
My little Pony
Lots and lots of sex
Auburn
a Halo Game that features ADS and other stupid armor abilities

 

[♥ Sky]

Black:
The real reason 343 added ADS to halo 5 was _
I'm 13 and I almost have a _
Destiny's next DLC will be about _

White:
Insane's girlfriend
Bonnie Ross
Frank O'Connor
The Vault of Glass
Vex Mythoclast

 

[Sam The Great]

white cards:

Tower, tall
Cannon, man
Interlock
Costume games
The Funky Moose
The Fecal Frontier
Valley of Pleasure
The Dirty Grotto
Rusty Pipes
Ro Sham Bo
Extraterrestrial Tango
Raunchy shmeef sex
Smashy Chase
Tremors
A raging clue
Viking's mom


black cards:

3/5 needs moar _____.

Every good map needs a fair amount of ____.

Message ___ for an invite to some amazing ______.

How could anyone possibly get tired of playing _____ over and over again?

Mmmmm. _____. Sounds delicious.

______ should be in matchmaking!

I've got a _____.

In a game of Clue, one player assumes the role of ____ and chooses his ______.

I had to add ______ to my ____ list.

 

[anexpiredlemon]

All current posts have been addressed the deck has been updated accordingly.

 

[Master Debaytes]

Black Cards​

___ has the best user smiley on HaloCustoms.

Balanced teams my ass. Putting ___, ___, ___, and ___ on the same team was a terrible idea. (Draw 2, play 4).

___ is easily Bungie's greatest triumph.

Dis channel has gon so downhill, what happened to ____ ?

Needs moar ___, 1/5.

*In heavy french accent*: ___.

SO MUCH LOVE FOR ___!

White Cards​

MockFuck

Ayeron

HostFusion

Deflated Tire

Density

Darth Homo

Shoebert

Debbie Debauchery

That one annoying guy in the shoutbox

SGC Proxy

Two hours later

 

[Jebus]

snip

A lot of these are already in the deck.