What would you do if you won the lottery?
- Thread starter NinetysBorn
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He could create a fake identity and say that person won all the money. You could also pay off a family member to say he won it all then get "robbed" or something.
- Share with my family
- Give to charities
- Buy whores
- Buy Cocaine
- Become Tony Montana
- Get out of Mississippi
- Get a nice home, allow family to stay there as it would be lonely in a large house alone and I'd hope its large enough that I can go a day without seeing them
- Install stripper poles in the aforementioned home.
- Invest
- Construct drive-able troop transport Warthog(puma)
- Go to college and learn everything I want to learn about
- Finally when I die, I want it written in my will that any money left over(this is assuming the family I have, who aren't exactly young, won't need it) will be buried in a publicly undisclosed location in a chest that requires 4 keys to unlock. Then I'll need to find the most god forsaken places on earth to hide the keys, maybe give one to the AMISH and tell them that they can only give the key to someone that lives with them for a year. There will be four part of map that tell the chest's location scatter around Memphis to the WORST prostitutes.
I would buy a small space shuttle, customize it to look like a banshee, get an Arbiter costume,
AND TROL THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THE ASTRONAUTS ON THE I.S.S (INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION)
Space exploration is important and should not be mocked or made fun of...
unless your wearing an Arbiter costume
Trol lol lol lol lol, lol lol lol, lol lol lol, trol lol lol lol lol...................
AND TROL THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THE ASTRONAUTS ON THE I.S.S (INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION)
Space exploration is important and should not be mocked or made fun of...
unless your wearing an Arbiter costume
Trol lol lol lol lol, lol lol lol, lol lol lol, trol lol lol lol lol...................