Hello Halo Customs!
The following message is written assuming the human race has survived this long, that the internet is still a valid means of communication, and that they are still making Halo games. If one or more of these statements are incorrect, it's probably a good time to go gather food and maintain your shelter.
Following the trend that Halo has been following, it is likely that a Halo game this far in the future has incredibly realistic graphics, .1 millisecond kill times, and that winning is entirely decided at random, so I thought we might play some Griffball instead to attempt to have some semblance of a competitive game. Hopefully we still have enough custom game options to even play Griffball on Halo 9: Haloz in Space. If not someone may need to mod their Xbox: Everything to do so.
We have a special guest who may show up late for the lobby who is pretty well known. The Great Prophet Zarquan will be returning to the land of the living to test out his new map, known as The Universe 2. Hopefully it's better than the original.
Please come and enjoy the last few hours of your existence smashing virtual people with hammers! The universe could end at any point in time, so make sure you ha-
