Gaming How screwed would you be?

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Okay internet, I'd like to play a game. To win, simply answer the following question: If the main character from the last game you played was hunting you down, how screwed would you be? Responses can be anything from dead serious (1-10 level of screwed is a good format) to playfully sarcastic.

Example: Faith from Mirror's edge would probably beat the shit out of me, and look badass whilst doing it, but she would not kill me I don't think, so I'd be an 7/10.

Aaaaand... GO!

 

[Charles Stoot]

Assassin Creed II: GOD DAMM RUN MOTHER FUCKER. 8/10

 

[General Sarbina]

Main character from minecraft? Umm... 0.5/10. Does that even count?

 

[PhantmOfTheOpra]

Main character from minecraft? Umm... 0.5/10. Does that even count?

ever seen an actual diamond sword IRL? steve would fuck your shit up chuck.

 

[General Sarbina]

ever seen an actual diamond sword IRL? steve would fuck your shit up chuck.

Ok got me there. 7/10 though. Unless you want to bring in herobrine. Then thats an 11/10

 

[evergreen948]

Lvl 32? Assassin from borderlands 2... Seems incredibly strong at times, yet takes ages to kill a giant worm, so 8/10

 

[VaultingFrog]

Corvo Attano would silence Altair, Ezio and Connor all while making me watch then summon a pack of rats to eat me alive.

10/10

 

[ShockBolt21]

Barry from Jetpack Joyride- 1/10 because he can only run in two dimensions.

 

[Dividing MDH]

Death from Darksiders 2 so 10/10. Come on, he's Death, even if I beat him, he could just choose to not reap himself.

 

[a ninja samuri]

i was just playing halo 3 so bye bye everyone and its been great talking to u

 

[PandaMan]

League of Legends, Nasus, do I dead?

 

[Skyward Shoe]

Katie Greenbriar from Gone Home. Unsure how I would fare. If calm, probably alright, but never underestimate the power of an angry woman.

 

[Zandril]

Mario Brothers...

I'm in a whole new level of screwed.

 

[Great Mist]

God of War 3: Kratos..............................FUCK 1000/10

 

[anexpiredlemon]

Barry from Jetpack Joyride- 1/10 because he can only run in two dimensions.

Barry Steakfries also travelled through time killing zombies including a zombie T-Rex

Be afraid... be very afraid...

 

[ShockBolt21]

God of War 3: Kratos..............................FUCK 1000/10

I could beat the hell out of that mo'fukka

 

[Great Mist]

I could beat the hell out of that mo'fukka

Im not a god and he is a god killer dude Im fucked

 

[Robius5991]

Good lord... a lvl 50 Salvador, the "Gunzerker" from Borderlands 2... Well, as if the 2 Conference Call shotguns I was using weren't enough to scare me, let's look up Salvador's description.

"Aged 36, Salvador is a local, born and raised on the planet Pandora. He stands at a height of 5'4''. This stunted growth is revealed to be due to heavy steroid use throughout his life. ​

As a freedom fighter battling against the ever-encroaching imperialist corporations, Salvador becomes interested in the new Vault after hearing of its dangers while "interrogating" the last survivor of a Hyperion strike team that tried to seize the Gunzerker's hometown of Ovejas. He did this by tearing off the Hyperion solder's arms and breaking both legs."​

So yeah.... I'll say I'd probably be screwed 10/10.

 

[GrmnEscaltrPrty]

Lasted played was Halo 3 so im dead... 200000/10 Does this even qualify?

Game before was Halo 4... Yup... Ive got 2 different chiefs after me....

Game before that I think was COD MW3 so Yuri is onto me. 7/10

Game before that was The Room. So a box cant kill me.... 0/10

Game before was Clear Vision 2 so i have whats his face with a sniper on me. 9/10

So how screwed am i all together? So screwed I'll be and you won't even recognize me.

So hows the afterlife guys?

 

[RogerDodger]

Actually, I was playing BO2 because I was too tired physically at midnight to play Halo. So I guess I'd be facing David Mason? If I don't have a gun... well, then I'm totally dead 10/10. If I did, maybe it'd be possible to get a good shot (similar to campaign on Veteran), so 8/10. Now if I had all the crazy shit that he had on, then the only difference is the skill level with using those things. 7/10. Finally, if I get the Hunter Killer drone, then there's no challenge because I'd throw it right away 0/10.