Warning: this is rated Cobra, expect little to no censoring.
I think I deserve my own game. And I've got the whole thing worked out. So at my lab in Africa, my Madison Scott(google her) clones escape and I have to hunt them down and tranquilize them, you use your helmet controls to steer and stand out the sunroof. So its me in my X475 armor(Halo: Reach) driving through Africa in a Pinto(a very explosive car) using the mouse to aim the gun(click to fire) and the arrow keys to drive and dodge obstacles(game can be played in first or third person). Now the clones have to be naked because... Well A) clones are naked and B) Boss effect. after a couple miles of driving I learn what they were running towards, a Male porn-star convention in the middle of no where in Africa... What woman could resist. Apparently Ron Jeremy(google him) has create a machine that would render any man not at the convention dick-less cornering the market on John Thomas(slang for penis). At this point you duel wield a shotgun and grenade launch(double click to fire grenade) as Ron sends lesser male porn-stars after you in Camaros with AK47s. You drive in a circle in order to get to the podium Ron is at. After making it their you stop before touching him get out and knock on your car and it explodes, destroying the machine, killing Ron, and saving everyones dick(you live because of the armor).
I think I deserve my own game. And I've got the whole thing worked out. So at my lab in Africa, my Madison Scott(google her) clones escape and I have to hunt them down and tranquilize them, you use your helmet controls to steer and stand out the sunroof. So its me in my X475 armor(Halo: Reach) driving through Africa in a Pinto(a very explosive car) using the mouse to aim the gun(click to fire) and the arrow keys to drive and dodge obstacles(game can be played in first or third person). Now the clones have to be naked because... Well A) clones are naked and B) Boss effect. after a couple miles of driving I learn what they were running towards, a Male porn-star convention in the middle of no where in Africa... What woman could resist. Apparently Ron Jeremy(google him) has create a machine that would render any man not at the convention dick-less cornering the market on John Thomas(slang for penis). At this point you duel wield a shotgun and grenade launch(double click to fire grenade) as Ron sends lesser male porn-stars after you in Camaros with AK47s. You drive in a circle in order to get to the podium Ron is at. After making it their you stop before touching him get out and knock on your car and it explodes, destroying the machine, killing Ron, and saving everyones dick(you live because of the armor).
