Look, I have no idea why I made the snowflakes green and red. I blame it on the fact that I've never even really seen snow.
Welcome to the recap for Zandril's Christmas Customs Goodness! I'm Karma and I am the author of this post (to avoid confusion). During this night the lobby played a large variety of minigames that got everyone into what was both a very violent and festive spirit.
Those who attended and RSVP'ed included:
Jakesterguy Juggacly kiese1e Matt18 PhantmOfTheOpra @red zepllin 1 @me Sam The Great SOLIDSNAKEee Soo Ham STEELGREEN03 xFASTxBLACKMANx
Crash Up Derby
The lobby began with the renowned lobby starter, Crash Up Derby. Crash Up included the usual hilarious antics and nothing less.
Green Lantern
This was the first time I had ever gotten to play Green Lantern and boy was it enjoyable. Throwing Zandril off into the ocean with the power of a magical ring has never been so satisfying.
Blaze Cave
Blaze Cave was absolutely brutal. The lobby decided to prioritise three targets. The maker in Stoot, the host which was Zandril, and the unfortunate soul who just so happened to be winning (take a guess). Apart from the suffering at the hands of a vicious alliance, it was amusing to become distracted amongst the onslaught when staring at the floating bodies which defied physics in more ways than we previously thought possible.
Speedrun - Survival
My body rested at the bottom of the ocean for the most part of this match, and yet I can still hear the cries of 'sabotage, sabotage' as people pushed each other off in frantic rushes to stay alive.
Prop Hunt
How suspicious...... Prop Hunt is how it always, crazy hijinks and the like.
Smashy Chase
You'll have to forgive me here but all I can think of when I look back at this game was Zandril talking about the huge rock structure looking like male genitalia. I found the idea that this is what dicks are meant to look like disturbing.
Ro Sham Bo
Snake cleverly devised a plan in which the pistol users of the team would rush the opposing team when they came on the offense. I am sure if they had an explosive weapon the plan would have gone horribly wrong, but thankfully they didn't. Winning.
La Grille
How to park when coming out of a teleporter 101.
Splatter Monkeys
This Hogs from Heck esque map had me wondering about the title quite a bit, and if we should change it to avoid the wrath of PETA.
Shrinking Sumo
So clusterfooked that bodies begin to merge with hogs..... Shrinking Sumo was another map I didn't spend too much time alive in. I found the endless clusterfook tedious and instead devoted my time to killing people on the spectator catwalks. Can anyone tell me why there's a 'Sumo' in the title?
Insane Tank
That's right tank, keep driving right past the guy hiding under the ramp.
This was the last game before I started experiencing some turbulence with my internet connection. After this I was unable to really play and thus couldn't save any more films. I apologise for not having a complete recap as I realise I also left out Manhunt
Video to be released here soon (Zan's having trouble with the upload).