Introduction Z1PP01337 reporting for doody?

[Zippopotamus]

I'm Z1PP01337 (Zippo, for short) and I'm a great team player, and all-around nice guy. All I wanna do is have some fun.

 

[MockKnizzle]

Welcom, Zippopotamus. What's your favorite color? It's very important.

 

[Zippopotamus]

Blue. I'm also a fan of Lime Green and Orange.

 

[MockKnizzle]

Blue?!

Jesus...

 

[Insane54]

Oh my. Blue?! Sir, we're going to need you to step into the interrogation room.