Introduction Gentlemen.

[CobaltPotato]

Ahem, I am Sir Cobalt Potato, a luxurious adolescent capable of many activities. I play Xbox 360 a lot with some of my best friends, and I also like to make my own games using Python. Anyways, to the few reading this, it is possible to sneeze with your eyes open.

 

[corduroyCHUCK]

hahaha, i came here expecting a mission briefing of sorts, but this is so much better. two questions, have you actually been knighted? and how many times have you successfully sneezed with your eyes open?

 

[Tedium]

I sneezed once, and guess what came out? Snot. True story. Welcome!

And your name?

 

[CobaltPotato]

Knighted? I am a lord, and one to be treated with great respect. My knights shall not approve of this, but your life shall be spared. Be thankful of such generosity.
I have sneezed with my eyes open many times, with witnesses.

My name is Sir (or lord) Cobalt Potato. Are you too deafened and blinded by your own stupidity to notice? You daft fool. If you were to be one of my servants, I would not hesitate to have my knights toss you directly into my moat.