Ok folks we all know I'm funny
*clicks away*
Oh you know what, I'll give it a shot. And sorry if it was a bit long, and the christmas theme was near the end.
Amongst Halo Customs it's not well known,
But Divding's skill at Halo has been well shown
He wields the DMR with striking aim
And the ladies love his rise to fame
He dominates matches with unrivalled scores
And takes dumps on noobs whilst on all fours
His devilish wit and winning skills
Have amounted to countless enemy kills
However there is one feature that tops the rest
That makes him a cut above all the rest
Ah now, but all along it has been clear
Why it's because he'll never sneer
To other players of his position as a pioneer
Never brags?
Not a fag?
What a travesty of the truth
Why this is why he lost a tooth
When a player got sick of Dividing's ability to shoot
Yes it's all a lie he's never been good at games
In fact he lies on the internet for a bit of fame
But he asks that you forgive him
As it's in the christmas spirit not to cut his limb
Purely because he's a bit of a chimp
