Alex Jones' Hilarious Conspiracy Rant

Insane54

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Now, I don't know about you guys, but I'm not a big fan of conspiracies. I find the vast majority of conspiracy theories pretty laughable; but this is something totally different. Alex Jones is a "leading" conspiracy theory person thing (I originally wrote "theorist" but that makes it sound like he does something productive with his life) who's "pioneered" various theories, suggesting that just about everything is a scam. He does The Alex Jones Show and InfoWars.com. Alright, cool.

Anyway, after he started a petition to have Piers Morgan of CNN exported (?!?!?), Piers invited him to talk about gun control. The result is...pretty hilarious, and much more entertaining than most TV you'll see these days. If you can figure out anything comprehensible from this guy, let me know what exactly he's trying to say below. Check it out:

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Titmar

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alex jones has always been a nut.
this is especially funny to me because i have a person on FB who just posted this also,
except they are 100% serious about alex jones.
 
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Ohhhhhh, this is why I get so much shit from the British. This guy's freaking hilarious!
 
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I occasionally watch his show on pay-to-broadcast public television when I feel like getting a lol or 2.

But seriously, it would be nice if they didn't put up his website for the world to see. I'm now scared of all the ignorant people who are going to take his teachings to heart.
 
corduroyCHUCK

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i saw a tidbit of this "debate" on The Daily Show, this man is one of the worst things i've ever heard speak.

i didn't laugh at this, it kind of stressed me out a lot. I don't know how Piers kept his cool.
 
Titmar

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alex jones' tactic has always been to just scream in your face until you believe what he is saying.
unfortunately, there's plenty of people in this country stupid enough for that to be effective on.
 
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Damn. America I am a little disapointed in you right now. Oh well, that's the price of freedom. It seems he has the FOX news strategy: It doesn't matter if I am right or wrong cause I am going to YELL UNTIL YOU STOP TALKING OR YOU GET OFF THE SHOW!
 
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Oh my god, I'm embarrassed to share the nationality of him and even more embarrassed that millions of Americans probably agree with him. If I was Pierce Morgan I would have punched him in the face so hard. People like Alex Jones are the ones that we should exile from our country.
 
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Alex sounds fucking insane. He wants to deport somebody for their opinion? He complains about his Second Amendment getting taken away yet he completely ignores the First Amendment.

"HURR DURR I NEED MORE GUNS, ITS AMURICA, I WANT MUH FREEDOMS"
 
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I don't know the right answer to the gun control debate, but I do know that Alex Jones' approach is not going to solve anything, haha... I got a damn good laugh out of this interview though.
 
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LOL :laugh: that guy wouldn't let the other guy talk and he wouldn't answer his questions. He was even ranting about how the republic of Texas will rise again. He went as far as calling the host a redcoats. Back to a serious note that man just claimed that the government ( which he also compared to nazis and Communists ?)of supporting terrorist attacks that killed tons of people. Any respect that I still had for him( which was basically none) is gone.
 
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