Contest Caption Contest #5

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Schmeefs used to live carefree lives in the ancient Forge Island Forest, or lounging around on Halo customs beach all day. But with the advent of modern forge technology some have been forced into dangerous and abusive lives. Joe Schmeef, as pictured below, has found himself in one of those dangerous situations. For this week, we ask you to come up with some last words for poor old Joe Schmeef.

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Rules:

1. Please submit a text comment, an image, or a fitting song as a caption for the image above.

2. Submit only your best caption, only one caption will be accepted per user.

3. Submissions will be judged by a panel of staff based on how funny or fitting they are.

The results will be posted the following week, and the winner will receive a Contest Winner trophy. Good luck and happy captioning!​

 

"My only regret is not banging Gretashmeef sooner"

 

Proof that the saying "the date can only get better from here, right?" is total bullshit.

 

Red Dead Redemption Achievement unlocked "Dastardly"

 

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget th--*SPLATTER SPREE!*

Spoiler

@1:32

 

So hangman still popular these days...

 

"This is my fetish..."

 

Still, could be worse . . .

 

Still a better love story than Twilight

 

 

 

Joe Schmeef's thought:

 

Looks like Joe Schmeef is the new wall trophy of HaloCustoms.

 

"Not quite what I thought 'trophy lover' meant" - Joe Schmeef

 

"This is my fetish..."

Joe Schmeef's thought:

There seems to be a pattern in Joe's thoughts...

 

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Ladies and gentleschmeefs, we have a winner.

I was going to post something about BDSM and robots, but this wins hands down.

 

"Please be gentle..."

 

Please....tell my wife.....not to...

Look at my internet history

*dies*

 

Well, as Joe Schmeef always liked to say:

"Better a train to soak a schmeef, then a dear friend to choke on beef."