Contest Caption Contest 2

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The last Caption Contest went splendiferously, so this is probably going to become a bi-weekly thing. Fizcoduck and I were exploring the reaches of ONI Sword Base the other night when this strange occurrence came about. As we were struck speechless, we decided that it was best to leave the talking to the community.

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Rules:

1. Please submit a text comment OR an image with text as a caption for the image above.

2. Submit only your best caption, only one caption will be accepted per user.

3. Submissions will be judged by a panel of staff based on how funny or fitting they are.

The results will be posted the following week, and the winner will receive a Contest Winner trophy. Good luck and happy captioning!
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Caption: Duck, you modder.

 

"We've been together for too long, my love."

 

"Hours later, Bob and Jim were still having trouble putting together their IKEA Warthog."

 

Rule #1: Never leave Duck behind, or an unfair 1v1 will happen.

 

"Ohh, heyyy buddyy~ Remember me? Yeah... uh... I'm that guy you didn't invite to your birthday party...







so... have you got any invites on you, or is this not your lucky day?"

 

"Despite agreeing to evenly split their loot, neither party left feeling fully satisfied with their take"

 

The disgruntled gunner took his Friendly Fire to a whole new level.

 

After hours of arguing, Jimmy decided to prove to Bobby how superior the Gauss cannon was to the chain gun

 

BBC narrator: "At irregular intervals UNSC's military machines get infected by nano metal eating bugs. As you can see, they are pretty efficient."

 

Caption: Seriously, stop gaussing around!

 

The thread poster himself is going to win this. The caption is just too good.

 

That one piece of lego that just wont fit

 

"Don't you look at the Commander"

 

"Will the Warthog was beside himself when he learned that players would be able to spawn with plasma pistols in their loadouts."

 

"That's a mighty nice warthog you got there, be a shame if something were to....happen to it."

 

Click It Or Casket Motherfucker.

 

And as the Warthog of Morgoth approached, Gandalf yelled "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

 

I did a little research on a gaussian function, and made a math joke.

 

I did a little research on a gaussian function, and made a math joke.

I can't tell if I should be proud or embarrassed that I understand that.