Staff Q&A!Welcome, one and all. For anybody who is somebody, you've recently read the Recap of the Staff vs. Community (see that link placement? Debra from marketing suggested that) and will have seen the winner of the interpersonal competition between Psychoduck and Flying Shoe ILR. As you may have guessed, Shoebert came out on top, and now he's going to be the one we're subjecting to all your incredibly odd and uncomfortably personal questions. Post away below, and don't be afraid to make them weird*!
But now that I mention it, the questions have been getting increasingly odd and irrelevant. This time around, let's try something new. Once the answers to your questions are posted, an Admin will select any number of questions and reward the asker with a srs bsns trophy for their outstandingly deft inquiry skills. This is, of course, at our discretion, but we're easily impressed! Post below, above, or to the left.
*Remember, limit it to no more than three questions. Weirdness only acceptable within a 10% margin of the norm. Seriousness of answers is usually proportional to the respective seriousness of the question.