Q&A Of Mocks and Knizzles

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I've spent the last few minutes nervously sucking my proverbial pen, trying to come up with some clever title for this article. Unfortunately, I don't really know what the hell a "MockKnizzle" is supposed to be. Because of this, I really couldn't think of any snappy puns for the title. Better luck next time!​
Anyways, you guys seemed to have passed up the opportunity to question Shoe or myself, despite the fact that we are undeniably the staffers in possession of the most dashing good looks and the wittiest wit. Instead, you've opted to question the mysterious creature known only as The MockKnizzle (I can't say "MOCKFUCK" on the front page, oh wait). So, what do you want to know most? Let's hope he doesn't mock any of your questions (I had to work a pun in somewhere :lights:)! You are again limited to three questions each, use them well.
This thread will be closed for review once the flow of questions has petered out.​
 
Sorry I ask this everyone :D
You will play Destiny, therefore:
Class, Race and Gender of your preferred Guardian?
What platform will you play on?
Favorite weapon, location, super, trailer, aspect of the game so far?
 
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1. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create?
2. If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise?
3. What is the sum of all the digits from 1 to 350?

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1. YOLO, SWAG, or SWOLO? Do you enjoy playing xbox? Do you enjoy talking to strangers? Do you enjoy Taco Bell? long hair or short hair?
2. Muckbizzle, are you fat? Are you married? Do you want children? Ocelot or Meerkat? Kebab or Salad? Would you pay 360gp for a lobster?
3. Do you like croutons on your meatballs? Did you know desserts backwards is "stressed"? Do you enjoy fondling an xbox controller?
 
In a world plagued by roaming bands of those little chattering windup teeth, do you see yourself as a leader or a follower in such a dentally apocalyptic world?

What's your favourite fruit?

Why do I still have a santa hat on my avatar?
 
Would you rather take a baseball bat to the face or change your name.
Would you rather be locked into a room and be forced to play your most hated game for the entire week, or simply have to learn all about rocket science.
Would you rather all games come out with open betas, or stay closed off till release? why?
 
As promised, this thread will now be locked to allow Mock to answer the questions. We'll get his responses up in the coming days.

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