I've spent the last few minutes nervously sucking my proverbial pen, trying to come up with some clever title for this article. Unfortunately, I don't really know what the hell a "MockKnizzle" is supposed to be. Because of this, I really couldn't think of any snappy puns for the title. Better luck next time!
Anyways, you guys seemed to have passed up the opportunity to question Shoe or myself, despite the fact that we are undeniably the staffers in possession of the most dashing good looks and the wittiest wit. Instead, you've opted to question the mysterious creature known only as The MockKnizzle (I can't say "MOCKFUCK" on the front page, oh wait). So, what do you want to know most? Let's hope he doesn't mock any of your questions (I had to work a pun in somewhere )! You are again limited to three questions each, use them well.
This thread will be closed for review once the flow of questions has petered out.