Contest Caption Contest #7

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After last week's triple caption cascade of fun and good times, you probably thought you had seen all of our escapades on Sword Base...


This week we bring you a deleted scene from that adventure, where a few of our group decided to gang up on some poor defenseless Hunters with the vast industrial powerhouse that is the Halo: Reach forklift. Why would anyone be so cruel as to bully a Hunter? Why would anyone be so cruel as to take corky so near a Hunter? It is for you to decide!


This week we will also be doing text only captions. A lot of the images we have received as caption really haven't made any sense and we'd like to see a bit more effort put into the entries than simply copying a gif into the comments. We'll likely accept images in the future with the stipulation that they must fit well on risk of being deleted, but for this week it's all text. Happy captioning!

Rules:

1. Please submit only text comments as captions for the image above.

2. Submit only your best caption, only one caption will be accepted per user.

3. Submissions will be judged by a panel of staff based on how funny or fitting they are.

The results will be posted the following week, and the winner will receive a Contest Winner trophy. Good luck and happy captioning!​
 
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"Brave heroes finally show supremacist aliens that Humanity does indeed lift, literally"
 
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The Office of Naval Intelligence conducts many tests within their laboratories. This one proved so successful that they were forced to change the name of their base of operations to ONI Fork Base.
 
"Recent ONI research suggests that the Hunters giant physical and menacing body is not designed to hug forklift trucks after all"
 
[Spartan 1] This mission is easy, I can get kills from left to right like ease. I wish there was a way to make our own objectives...
[Spartan 2] Well, now since you mentioned it...

(two hours later)
[Announcer] Double kill, triple kill, over kill, killing spree, mega awesome hunter roadkill with forklifts made out of... wait, WTF!?!!? When was this medal made!?!?!
 
The Covenant believed the forklifts had all been destroyed after the events of the Shipping depot rebellion of 2095. They were wrong.